Customers today are really just taking turns being on their most bizarre behaviour
Three customers I got within the span of ten minutes or less:
Older man who apologized to me for being Danish
Older lady who stared at me like I’d just called her a slur and killed her dog in front of her when I told her we ran out of bags (she had a bag in her pocket this whole time. Also she was buying one item)
Younger woman who was being so normal until it was time for her to pay and she dirty talked to the card reader
For those wondering the dirty talk woman said (very clearly to the card reader, it was kinda under her breath and if it had eyes she would have been making intense eye contact) “oh yeah you’re gonna get it” and THEN she put her card in
I genuinely don’t know what to say to that
When I worked in an art supply shop:
One man kept insisting we sell him turpentine as a migraine cure.
A woman thought you were supposed to drink mineral spirits in order to use oil paint
A young girl took a paintbrush loaded up with acrylic and sucked the paint off. The mother was completely uninterested when we tried to impress on her how sick her kid could get doing that
A woman asked me how much paint you could eat before you got sick, not for herself, but for her daughter’s grade 2 bake sale. She wanted to make flashy cookies to impress everyone and edible food colouring wasn’t cutting it. She argued with me for a significant amount of time when I told her no amount of paint is safe to eat, especially for children.
On a happy note: a very friendly BDSM leatherworker tried to fix our plumbing.
Why did so many of your customers think they were supposed to ingest any of the things you sold at an art supply store 😭
Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend
Thats just what theater kids are like
What I’ve always loved about this bit is
a. this musical number comes completely out of nowhere, with no greater context than what this video captures; and
b. the language instructor clearly can’t hear the music. He’s not from Musical Theatre Land. From his perspective, a couple of twinkle-toed weirdos just randomly decided to physically abuse him for three solid minutes. This isn’t reading anything that’s not intended into the scene – it’s literally the central gag.
@thebibliosphere in case you need some ridiculous Singin’ in the Rain on your dash.
(P.S. I imagined you making the faces at the instructor and it was hilarious)
I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.
NEVER not watching Moses Supposes
Two gay men taunt a speech therapist with tap dancing.
can someone please remove the instrumentals so we can hear this from the therapist’s pov